3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I skipped work to stalk him.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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