You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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