And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
this just has baby written all over it
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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