Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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