They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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