it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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