You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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