Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Someone shattered a urinal.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
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Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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