I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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