that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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