whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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