whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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