weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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