aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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