I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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