everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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