Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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