Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You need Xanax blowdarts
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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