Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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