it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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