The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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