I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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