Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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