I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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