I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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