awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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