Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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