oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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