It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
