Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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