worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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