yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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