Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i dont even know how to be here
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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