Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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