Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.