I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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