I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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