Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Randomize
