I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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