i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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