my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Randomize
