Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
