Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize