Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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