her vagine was all disorganized.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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