Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I think people are normalizing furries
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