I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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