He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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