do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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