No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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