I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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