Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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