I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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