But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
It's Friday. Sex?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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