Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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